Greetings!
Brodey here with a special announcement - I want to send a reminder out to all Moose – the Tourists are here and more are coming.
The Tourists are Coming! 
This is your chance to stand in the road and be gawked at by silly people in mini-vans and SUVs.  
I have been spending some time getting myself ready because I wanted to look my best for all the leaf peeping Tourists.  My coat is all trimmed nice and neat for all the fall photos – I do have my mayoral reputation to uphold. 
I have heard stories where folks will drive all the way to Eustis and back to Farmington and have not see any of my fellow moose, even though I was standing right along Route 4 waving at them.
So to help you capture a great moose photo, here is my first ever top ten list!
·    Look in the low wet bogs by the sides of the road (Route 4, Route 16, Route 142 and Route 27)
·    Forget your camera - I can sense it, so I will be extra handsome!
·    Try looking for me around dinner time
·    Wear a funny hat and big polka dots, so I can see that you are out looking for me
·    Look for me around town- I can’t always be just hanging out in the woods, I am the Mayor after all.   
·    Take a guided moose tour with C. Moose Ellis     
·    Get a moose picture frame and put your picture in it.  It feels like your getting a giant moose hug.
·    Get off the road, use your hazards and pay attention to other people who don’t care about a prize-winning moose photo and remember my photo isn’t worth getting rear-ended
·    Get some better sunglasses – at least you can try to look cool while you’re driving around.  The ones you had in junior high need to be retired!
·    Buy some great moose stuff at www.Mooseville.com – my picture is on just about everything!
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